But if you think about it, it's really not that bad.
404 pages go back to the dawn of the web. From the very beginning we were breaking things, leading people down dead end streets. We needed something to show to them, some kind of sign that they were safe and not alone. Enter the 404 page.
So you see, your being here is like a little part of history. Congratulations!
Now go. Hit the back button on your browser and never speak of this place. We will always remember you fondly.